Split Myself In Two

The man laid his hat on the table

Hung his coat up on the wall

Sat down to dinner, said as soon as

I am ableI'll say something nice to you all

Then he took a deck from his pocket

Spread 'em so

I saw 'em all

Then he turned his back to me, shuffled 'em and drew me

The card that said

I never would fall

Oh, Mary Lou, won't you tell me what to do?

I got a dollar on the corner and a lazer in my shoe

If I don't get an answer, gonna split myself in two

He spun till a ton was glistening

Turned to me and gave me a smile

He said I'm leaving now but

I want what you owe me

I'll be back in a little while

That was the last time

I saw himHope

I never see him again

And I know it sounds funny but

I owe him some money

Really don't want him for a friend

Oh, Mary Lou, won't you tell me what to do?

I got a dollar on the corner and a lazer in my shoe

If I don't get an answer, gonna split myself in two

The man laid his hat on the table

Hung his coat up on the wall

Sat down to dinner, said as soon as

I am ableI'll say something nice to you all

Then he took a deck from his pocket

Spread 'em so

I saw 'em all

Then he turned his back to me, shuffled 'em and drew me

The card that said

I never would fall

Oh, Mary Lou, won't you tell me what to do?

I got a dollar on the corner and a lazer in my shoe

If I don't get an answer,

I'll split myself in two