Telephone Conversation

Frank zappa (guitar, piano, lead vocals)

Billy mundi (drums, vocals, yak)

Bunk gardner (woodwinds)

Roy estrada (electric bass, vocals)

Don preston (retired)

Jimmy carl black (drums, trumpet, vocals)

Ian underwood (piano, woodwinds)

Motorhead sherwood (soprano, baritone saxophone)

Suzy creamcheese (telephone)

**** barber (snorks)

...operator?

Phone for a minute, please...

Hello?

...yes sir...

Ah, can you call six seven eight nine eight six six

...

Yes

Right

Is that vickie?

He's gonna bump you off the ass

He's got a gun, you know

If he can get ya in laurel canyon, he won't get you here

Hello?

Vickie?

Yeah

What's happening?

Listen:

Your father has called me up this...

Now look, just don't panic but just tell me

I'm not panicking

Ok

I think my phone's captured too

Well don't worry about it, it's quite alright

Fine... your father called me up this afternoon

Just a second...