Who Named The Days?

I never slam the door these days

Then again, I'm never here

And you know where to find me

With my oldest friend I hold so dear

Who named the days? Who named this mess?

I don't care what she says, I need to get out less

Me and him go back a long way

And his advice has always been ****

But he knows how to make me laugh

I've never bothered if he's right

Who named the days? Who named this mess?

I don't care what she says, I need to get out less

But sometimes when I'm with him

I just stop being me

And he knows, on my own, I could never be

The man he's always wanted me to be

He makes me treat girls like ****

He makes me lie to them and use them

I think he loves to watch me playing games

And he loves to watch me lose them