歌词
Today I don't feel like doin' anything
哥今儿真懒得动弹
I just want to lay in my bed
哥今儿只想倒炕上歇着
don't feel like picking up my phone
甭打电话
so leave a message at the tone
留个言就得了
cause today I swear I'm not doin anything
嗯呐，哥说好了今儿歇着
I'm gonna kick my feet up and stare at the fan
哥把腿一翘就盯着电扇愣神儿
Turn the tv on throw my hands in my pants
开开电视，手伸裤裆里（......）
nobody will tell me I can't
谁tm也说不行
I'll be lying on the couch just chillin in my snuggie
倒沙发上，老舒坦了（这句没太懂）
click to mtv so they can teach me how to dougie
看mtv台，学学怎么得瑟才帅
because in the castle I'm the freckin' man
因为哥的地盘哥是大爷
oooh yes I said it
欧欧欧，哥就这么说了
I said it
就这么说了
I said it cause I can
能这么干才敢放这话
today I don't feel like doing anything
哥今儿还真就懒得动弹
I just want to lay in my bed
认死了只想倒炕上歇着
don't feel like picking up my phone
千万别来电话
so leave a message at the tone
留个言就齐活了
cause I swear I'm not doing anything
因为哥都把话放出去了--今儿歇着
nothing at all
啥玩儿都不干
Wuuuuho wuho hooo
nothing at all
啥也不干
Wuuuuho wuho hoooo
tomorrow I'll wake up do some p90x find a real nice girl
明儿哥一起床就做点第五套人民广播体操，在找个浪妞儿
have some really nice ***
做点贼带劲的爱
and she's gonna scream out this is great
她会大声赞扬哥的强大
(oh this is great)
浪妞：丫太牛逼了！
yeeah I might mess around and get my college degree
哥没准儿一晃神去整个大学文凭啥的
I bet my old man will be so proud of me
俺爹肯定得乐掉俩大牙
but sorry pops you'll just have to wait
但爹啊，可能这俩牙还得再用两年...
呵呵
ooooh yes I said it
欧欧欧~哥就这么说了
I said it
就说了
I said it cause I can
没把握的话哥不说
today I don't feel like doing anything
今儿哥真一点不想动
I just want to lay in my bed
就想躺哥内暖暖活活舒舒服服的床上歇着
don't feel like picking up the phone
积德就别来电话
so leave a message at the tone
留个言就够了
cause I swear I'm not doing anything
哥都向灯发誓没活动了
no I ain't gonna comb my hair
毛儿也不捯饬
cause I ain't goin' anywhere
因为不出门...
no no no no no noooo
不不不不不不，不出，就宅家里
I'll just strut in my birthday suit
哥决定光着腚在家瞎得瑟
and let everything hang loose
把所有玩意儿都放松放松
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaahh
oh Today I don't feel like doin' anything
欧~哥今儿啥也不想干
I just want to lay in my bed
就想倒床上
don't feel like picking up my phone
不想接电话
so leave a message at the tone
所以，留言
cause today I swear I'm not doing anything
大老爷们说了就是！
nothing at all
啥玩儿都不干
Wuuuuho wuho hooo
nothing at all
啥都不干
Wuuuuho wuho hoooo
nothing at all
嗯呐咋地
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