歌词
I went to a Catholic school for four years, and I also owned a GarageBand, uh, for 20 minutes, and this is the product of that. Hit it
我在一个天主教学校上了四年学，还组了一个简陋的小乐队……它也就成立了二十分钟。这首歌是那二十分钟的盛果。走起。
星期日弥撒的座位里
All the seats at the Sunday masses
坐满了人们的大屁股。
Filled with the masses' massive asses
一节节课过得像糖浆似的慢；
Classes pass as fast as molasses
老人们戴着他们正式的老花镜。
Ceremonial reading glasses
读一点点利未记
Read a little bit of Leviticus
给小孩子们讲还有点太早
All the kids are a little too little for this
所有家长们却都点头道是：
All the parents nod in agreement
“我觉得我大概明白主神的意思”
"I think I can vaguely see what He meant."
清晨时辰太早
It's too early in the morning, glory
不是讲隐喻寓言的好时候。
To read another allegory story
牧师继续往下读
The father reads a little bit farther
说服那些充满自信的信徒不用去多想。
Assuring the assured that they need not bother
“在第45节里上帝说道
"When God, in verse 45
买卖奴隶是可以的。
Said that slaves are okay to buy
他的意思是每个人最初
He meant that people all from the start
心里都有一个奴隶；
Each have 'slaves' within their hearts:
我们所买过卖过的东西
Things that we have sold or bought
压迫着我们的道德心 （“摘棉花”隐喻黑奴）。
That are forced to pick our moral cotton
上帝叫我们把物质看轻
God calls us to set these free
解放我们心里的奴隶……
Free our hearts from slavery
然后上帝接着讲解
And then as God goes on to explain
买卖奴隶的方法和经济。。。
The logistics of buying and selling slaves
额……这个……圣经吧……它……这可能有几个错字……？”
Uh...he...the bible's sorta like...uhhh...there's like...typos"
坐在后排的我也在点头
In the back, I sit and I nod
却是在随着我耳机里的音乐摇摆
To the beats that are bumping from my iPod
天哪，他们开始祈祷了，
My God, they're starting to pray
透过音乐我听见他们说：
And over the music I can hear them say
“敬爱的主神、敬爱的上帝，敬爱的大胡子或持着剑模糊的人影，
"Dear God, dear Lord, dear vague muscular man with a beard or a sword
敬爱的无所不知的
Dear good, all-seeing being
'爱听不听’的耶和华，
'My way or the highway' Yahweh
受挫的反手冲者、
The blue-balled anti-masturbator
无所不爱的反同志者--
The great all-loving f****t-hater
我想感谢您的大能
I'd like to thank your holy might
让我生得白皮又富有
For making me both rich and white
在您的安息日
And though this is your day of rest
我却要求您帮一个忙
I come to you with one request:
在这座教堂之外还有好多苦痛
There's so much pain beyond this steeple
战争、小药片和无家可归的人；
Wars and drugs and homeless people
该有幸福的地方满地悲哀；
Sadness where there should be joy
悔恨、骚扰和酱爆弟弟（非裔美国人rapper）……
Hate and rape and Soulja Boy
这黑暗的世界急需您的关爱
A world in darkness needs your light
我也知道您很忙
So I'm sure your schedule's pretty tight
但是我的宝贝狗狗刚做了手术
But my dog just had surgery
所以您能不能让我插个队？
If you could fix that first?
…行吗您老？？”
JESUS!"
糟老婆子在圣地瞎掰扯， 还说“圣母玛利亚万岁”
Debra Messing's finger's in a holy place
（演员Debra Messing曾演过耶稣女朋友玛丽的角色，且在某电视剧中扮演一名为Grace的角色。直译为‘grace的手指在某个神圣的地方’ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)）
Hail Mary full of Grace
奥观海，能不能让教皇也有点出息？（奥巴马同意同婚姻合法但是很多基督、天主教徒不同意）
Obama could you pass some hope to the Pope
我知道有几个同志想私奔
I know a couple dudes who wanna elope
但是教会不让，那些弟兄们受不了。
See the church said nope so the bros can't cope
弟兄们可以乱摸但是这事他们受不了。
The bros can grope but the bros can't cope
他们爱得深沉爱到上瘾
They've been in love and they've been addicted
谁说不让的？班尼迪克特说的。（当时的教皇）
Who said they shouldn't? Benedict did
因为在主的圣地里
Cause in the holy land of the Lord
他是神圣的地主
He's the holy landlord
把所有讨人厌的人逐了出去，
And ***** are evicted
因为如果你想要当班教皇的继承人
Cause you can be a Benedict
只需要拜倒在他教袍下，
If you've been a **** under Benedict
但继承人只能有一个
But you can't have Benedicts
因为唯一的教皇
Because there's only one pope
只能有一个“宠臣”。
With only one ****
“你说啥？” 呵，当教皇的下属
What? yeah, a **** on a pope is
和绳子上绑着的肥皂一样--
Just like a soap on a rope
只有在监狱里才有用。
Cause it's pointless, unless in prison
后面的朋友们把你们的圣经举起来！！！
Throw up your bibles, Christ has risen
哈利路亚天上下帅哥了，
Hallelujah, now it's raining men
因为这重男轻女的社会里男的比女的多十倍。
Because the gender ratio is 1 to 10
圣餐里混进了个醉鬼。叫牧师转化面包不如让变性人转化自己的性别。（transgender是LGBT里的T，是拥有‘相反性别的身体和灵魂’的人）
Winos at the Eucharist station, trans-gendered-substantiation
我就说耶稣不是弥赛亚怎么着吧，
Jesus wasn't the Messiah
离我远点，我是个异教徒，被地狱之火吞没啦！
Get back I'm a heretic and I'm on fire
俄狄浦斯才是圣夜的主角--
It was Oedipus those holy nights
圣xx的耶稣基督（母亲er和俄狄浦斯不解释）
The holy ************* Christ
我亵渎了神
I'm a blasphemah
飓风过后
Post-Katrina
在海上逍遥
Cruising the marina
坐在我的小船上
On a crusade to cruise aids
对着联邦紧急事务管理局大喊：
And blast FEMA
“你们来的太晚啦，我们早就完蛋啦！”
You're too late, we're ****** we don't need ya
阿门，赞美圣父圣子圣灵
Amen, in the name of the father, son and holy ghost
三分天注定七分靠打拼
Head, shoulders, knees and toes
考试不作弊，脑子有问题
Turn up your nose, strike that pose
就这个Feel倍儿爽！
HEY MACARENA!
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