That's Your Cousin

I'm from a little country town where the sky is blue

Friday nights around here ain't a whole lot to do

So I went and called up sweet

Becky Lou

Said how'd you like to go for a drive?

I took her in my truck to the railroad tracks

Lit a cozy fire for a little romance

I sang her a song and she reached for my hand

When daddy busted outta the woods

He said

Stop it right there! hands in the air

We think there's somethin you kids ought to know

Ya scared your momma half to death, we've been searchin the sticks

Tryin to find you and dang that was close

Her daddy's older nephew might be twice removed

But she's the daughter of an uncle related to you

You might not wanna go swimmin in the same gene pool

Don't be touchin that's your cousin

I turned around to look at becky and she looked at me

We broke the law of attraction almost instantly

Her pretty brown hair went to ugly and green

And she gave me my coat back

So we packed it in but the night was young

She said if you don't mind id still like to have fun

There's a show called deliverance on rerun

Down at the cinema

Stop it right there! hands in the air

We think there's somethin you kids ought to know

Ya scared your momma half to death, we've been searchin the sticks

Tryin to find you and dang that was close

Her daddy's older nephew might be twice removed

But shes the daughter of an uncle related to you

We need a little separation in our gene pool

Don't be touchin that's your cousin

Stop it right there! hands in the air

We think there's somethin you kids ought to know

Ya scared your momma half to death, we've been searchin the sticks

Tryin to find you and dang that was close

Her daddy's older nephew might be twice removed

But she's the daughter of an uncle related to you

You might not wanna go swimmin in the same gene pool

Don't be touchin that's your cousin

Well I ran into becky just the other day

At the new online internet cafe

She was lookin for a man from the ukraine

On eharmony