Popsicle Toes

When God gave out rhythm

He Sure was good to you

You can add, subtract, multiply and divide by two

I know today's your birthday and I did not buy no rose

But I wrote this song, instead, and I call it 'Popsicle toes'

Popsicle toes

Popsicle toes are always froze

Popsicle toes

You're so brave to expose

All those Popsicle toes

You must have been Mr. Olympian

With all that amplitude

How come you always load your Pentax when I am in the nude

We can have a birthday party and you can wear your birthday clothes

Then we can hit the floor and go explore those Popsicle toes

You've got the finest North America

This sailor ever saw

I like to feel your warm Brazil and touch your Panama.

But your Tierra del Fuegos are nearly always froze

We've got to seesaw 'til we finally thaw those Popsicle toes

Popsicle toes

Popsicle toes are always froze

Popsicle toes

You're so brave to expose

All those Popsicle toes