Help Me

Help Me - Deuce

[Deuce:] Hello?

[Record Label:] Yes, hello, Aron, Deuce, yo you there?

[Deuce:] Hey yeah! What's up!

[Record Label:] So a little birdie tells me you're working on a new record, is that true?

[Deuce:] B-Birdy, yeah that's

[Record Label:] WTF are you thinking!?

Help Me...

[Deuce:] Uhhhhh...I'm very busy I'm doin' ************t you know?

[Record Label:]WTF is goin' on through your brain? We're big, we're a ******g major label! You ain't gonna be startin' your own band!

[Record Label:] I'm gonna trash that record! No radio! You ain't not comin' out without my permission! Imma burry you boy, Imma burry you!

Help me I ain't got no brains

Help me I can't feel no pain

Help me I can't stand the rain

Help me before I drift away!

Help me I ain't got no brains

Help me I can't feel no pain

Help me I can't stand the rain

Help me before I drift away!

I'm the George Bush of this rap ************t

You can tell Randy Jackson to kiss my black ass

I'm the white Obama ************

You could judge this when I flip middle finger up a little while I quit

I'm sick of these people tryin' to tell me what I got

These thousand drums make you want a little click

Put 'em around in there, make 'em drown in with

These other rap stars are like clowns it's sick

Like Monica Lewinsky when She's sucking on a 6 inch toothpick ************

Just got her boobs in so she can do it do it

Make a new ******. While these kids are downloading and he sounds profound

Yeah I ain't going down with my hand on my ************

While the next world trade center blows up quick

Hold up I think you need another doughnut Mr. officer

Everybody go ****!

Help me I ain't got no brains

Help me I can't feel no pain

Help me I can't stand the rain

Help me before I drift away!

Help me I ain't got no brains

Help me I can't feel no pain

Help me I can't stand the rain

Help me before I drift away!

Look what I've become

This place I've begun

Started as The One and still don't give a *******

These ******* gettin' love

No more Grenade a' Dove

You 30 rappers *blech*

You still ain't gotta buzz

You can dream, you can dream but you gonna suck

I got the voice and the lips baby turn it up

I don't need MTV when I sell this much

I'd rather be on Carson Daily than Oprah, son

I am better than that

I'm a veteran, kid

Get these kids offa medicine ************

Who's better than him

I'mma ruin that ************

I'mma tell you once now I'mma tell you again

At least fight back, ************

Give me a challenge

I'm the BOSS mother******* you don't want no static

B-O-S-S, Deuce is back ************

Yo Truth (what's up)

Pass the automatic!

Help me I ain't got no brains

Help me I can't feel no pain

Help me I can't stand the rain

Help me before I drift away!

Help me I ain't got no brains

Help me I can't feel no pain

Help me I can't stand the rain

Help me before I drift away!

Yeah!

These labels want to put me away for good

They wanna keep me in the hood

But I keep swinging right back like you know I should

Making history in the books

You suck

There's no buts

The whole music industry can lick my ****

Mother******* I ain't got no love for some fake ass wannabe Donald Trump!

[Record Label:]Deuce can suck my ******g contract!

You do what I say, I ain't making you famous!

You're not ******g ******* without my permission!

Help me I ain't got no brains

Help me I can't feel no pain

Help me I can't stand the rain

Help me before I drift away!

Help me I ain't got no brains

Help me I can't feel no pain

Help me I can't stand the rain

Help me before I drift away!

[Deuce:]Uh huh, uh huh!

Yeah I ain't even gotta ******g try!

You know why?

Cause I sound good Whenever I talk, whenever I spit, whenever I sing, ************.

I'm the ******g white Obama ************!

Hey Yuma, let's get the ******* outta here!