Ms. Fat Booty

I know I can't afford to stop

For a moment

That it's too soon to forget

I know I can't afford to stop

For a moment

That it's too soon to forget

Man, for real

I was in love with this girl, y'know

I was, to' up dog, I'm tellin' you, man

She was wild man f'real

It's just too, let me tell you about her

Yo, in she came with the same type game

The type of girl givin' out the fake cell phone and name

Big fame, she like cats with big thangs

Jewels chip, money clip, phone flip, the six range

I seen her on the Ave., spotted her more than once

Ass so fat that you could see it from the front

She spot me like paparazzi, shot me a glance

In that catwoman stance with the fat booty pants, hot damn

What's your name love, where you came from?

Neck and wrist blazed up, very little make-up

The swims at the Reebok gym tone your frame up

Is sugar and spice the only thing that you made of?

I tried to play it low key but couldn't keep it down

Asked her to dance she was like "Yo, I'm leavin' now"

An hour later, sounds from Jamaica

She sippin', cries straight up, shakin', windin' her waist up

Scene two, my fam throwin' the jam

Fahreed is on the stand, big things is in the plan

The brother Big Mu makes space for me to move in

Hey, this my man Mos, baby, let me introduce, I turn around

Say word, you was the same pretty bird

Who I had priorly observed, tryin' to play me for the herb

(Yeah, that's her)

Shocked as hell she couldn't get it together

I just played it long and pretended I never met her

"How you feelin'?" "Oh, I'm fine" "My name is Mos" "I'm Sharice

I heard so much good about you, it's nice to finally meet"

We moved to the booth reserved for crew especially

And honey love ended up sittin' directly next to me

I'm type polite but now I'm lookin' at her skeptically

'Cuz baby girl got all the right weaponry

Designer fabric, shoes, and accessories

Chinky eyes, sweet voice is with me mentally

(****ing)

We conversated, made a laugh, yeah, you know me bro

Even though I know the steelo, she wild sweet yo

I'm 'bout to merc, I say peace to the family

She hop up like, "How you gonna leave

Before you dance with me?"

I know I can't afford this life

For a moment

That it's too soon to forget

I know I can't afford this life

For a moment

That it's too soon to forget

She blew my whole head with that dude, I was like, "What?"

I played it low though, I was like

"Yeah, aight, c'mon then, let's go"

It's mad, the **** is so sick, I'm tell you

Yo, honey was so blazin', she was just

Yo, she was like Jayne Kennedy, word bond

To my mother man, she was that ill man

She take me to the dance floor and she start whisperin' to me

Yo, let me apologize for the other night

I know it wasn't right, but baby, you know what it's like

Some brothers don't be comin' right

I understand, I'm feelin' you

Beside, ‽Can I have a dance?” Ain't really that original

We laughed about it, traced her arms

Across my shoulder blades

They playing lovers' rock, I got the folded fingers on her waist

He end my butt up like the Arizona summer song

Finished then she whisper ‽Honey, let's exchange numbers”

Scene three, weeks of datin', late night conversation

In the crib heart racin', tryin' to be cool and patient

She touched on my eyelids, the room fell silent

She walked away smilin', singing Gregory Issacs

Like ‽If I don't, if I don't, if I don't”

Showin' me that tan line and that tattoo

Playin' Sade, "Sweetest Taboo"

Burnin candles, all my other plans got canceled

Man, I smashed it like an Idaho potato

She call my at my J.O., ‽Come now”, I can't say no

Ginseng tree trunks, rockin' the P-funk

Cocking her knees up, champion lover not ease up

Three months, she call ‽I feel I'm runnin' a fever”

Six months, I'm tellin' her I desperately need her

Nine months, flu-like symptoms when shorty not around

I need more than to knock it down

I'm really tryin' to lock it down

Midnight we hook up and go at it

Burn a stogger, let her know, sweetheart, I got to have it

She tellin' me commitment is somethin' she can't manage

Wake up the next morning, she gone like it was magic

Ahh damn it, this all Harrison Ford frantic

My 911 wasn't answered by my fly Taurus enchantress

Next week, who hit me up, I saw Sharice at the kitty club

With some banging ass Asian playin' lay it down and lick me up

What?