Candy Land (feat. Esham)

Candy Land -Violent J /Esham

And I say

The more candy

The merrier

So f**k mom and dad

And now boys and girls

I hope you're ready

For a wonderous adventure

Into a world full of lots and lots of candy

Throw your hands up

Clap twice

Then stomp

It's me and grandma nut

In the Molasses swamp

I'm seeing waterfalls pouring up

Chocolate is more

I left that b**ch floatin'

And hit the peppermint forest

Lollipop trees all up in the gumdrop mountains

There I saw jolly Molly sittin'on her nut poppin'

She told me

She was lookin'for the kool aid man

Cause he stuck his tootsie roll in her filling hole and ran

I didn't give a damn

I bit her head off vicious

That rich nougat cookie dough ho was delicious

Now the gingerbread people pimp the popsicle pops

And sell sugar cane to donuts in lemon drops

Here it rains tic tacs

And snows ice cream scoops

And foods get shot up with peanuts

And f**kin'dumped in the goo

So bring your sweet tooth b**ch

I'm a coated pain

And all you sugar free fakes ain't the same

I'm talkin''bout

Candy land candy land

Let's make a run for candy land

Candy land candy land

Maybe we can hook up with the candy man

Candy land candy land

Let's make a run for candy land

Candy land candy land

Maybe we can hook up with the candy man

Chocolate chip sugar dipped with the wax lips

Red faygo or some barbecue chips

I need some powdered sugar

Or a sweet and sour booger

Laffy taffy I'm your pappy

You my sugar looka

Boston baked beans lemon heads jolly rancher

Goin'all gummie down ya throat like a tarantula

Call me Spiderman my web's all in ya head

I'm in my gingerbread house gettin'gingerbread

I'm getting paid but now and later

Pineapple grape cherry watermelon

Strawberry all day

Man throw a cream seem like a dream

Yellow gumdrops fell down on me

The cotton candy blew kool aid sky

The sun looked like a big lemon head saying hi

Was I high

I was high

No lie

I'll catch you next time in candy land again

Bye bye

Candy land candy land

Let's make a run for candy land

Candy land candy land

Maybe we can hook up with the candy man

Candy land candy land

Let's make a run for candy land

Candy land candy land

Maybe we can hook up with the candy man

And it's so delicious

B**ch this candy land and it ain't nutritious

And it's so delicious

B**ch this candy land and it ain't nutritious

Well it's me and Mr Mint on his spearmint boat

With some caramel bunnies and a root beer float

And if you think I'm ever going back

You must have and an empty center

You meat loafs do not enter

This is candy land

Blueberry jawbreaker

Candy land law breaker

Like taking candy from a baby

I'm the candy taker

Marsh mellow lemon drop

Jelly beans

And a pair of salty nuts

For all you sugar fiends

And it's so delicious

B**ch this candy land and it ain't nutritious

And it's so delicious

B**ch this candy land and it ain't nutritious

Candy land candy land

Let's make a run for candy land

Candy land candy land

Maybe we can hook up with the candy man

Candy land candy land

Let's make a run for candy land

Candy land candy land

Maybe we can hook up with the candy man

Yummy and delicious

A wide variety of sugar coated artificial coloring

Tell mom and dad you want some candy

A great way to rot your mouth out