Taffy

My friend's got a bruise on his leg, a bruise on his leg

Everytime you speak

My friend's got a bruise on his leg, where I press my knee

Everytime you speak

Actually, bottom line, you tell the truth sometimes

Sometimes you tell the truth like you're pulling taffy

My friend's got a bruise on his arm, a bruise on his arm

Everytime you speak

My friend's got a bruise on his arm, where I shove my elbow

Everytime you speak

Actually, bottom line, you tell the truth sometimes

And sometimes you tell the truth like you're pulling taffy

My friend's got a bruise on his ribs where I poke my finger

Everytime you speak

My friend's got a bruise on his ribs, his rib cage is now numb

Everytime you speak

Actually, bottom line, you tell the truth sometimes

And sometimes you tell the truth like you're pulling taffy

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