Positive

SERENA:

Honey whatcha cryin at?

You're not losing him to that

Both her hair and shoes are flat

Why is she so rude?

MARGOT:

Wipe your tears, it's no big thing

You were meant to wear his ring

Cheer-up, chin-up

It's time to bring

GREEK CHORUS:

A happy attitude

MARGOT:

Keep it positive

As you slap her to the floor

GREEK CHORUS:

Keep it positive

SERENA:

As you pull her hair and call her whore

PILAR:

You can take her in a fight

MARGOT:

You and he will reunite!

GREEK CHORUS:

You know we're right

We're positive

KILL HER!

ELLE:

Girls, girls!

Violence is never wise

Not the way to win back guys

Anyway she's twice my size

who's gotta plan B?

PILAR:

Me!

Look at her, she's like a nun

Show him you are way more fun

Bust out the lap dance

and you won

You off the hizzle, gee!

ELLE:

what?

GREEK CHORUS:

Keep it positive

MARGOT:

Yeah! Let out your inner freak!

GREEK CHORUS:

Keep it positive

PILAR:

Miss Prissy Pants won't last a week

SERENA:

You will whet his appetite

MARGOT:

You and he will reunite

GREEK CHORUS:

You know we're right

We're positive

We're positive

We're positive

We're posi...

ELLE:

(Spoken)

Omigod... You're making me sick.

VIVIENNE:

(Spoken)

Are we? Warner, let's take this back to my place.

GREEK CHORUS:

Hey, hey, hey!

We're positive

That he loves you and not her

You're hotta'

And I bet ya smarter!

She don't know the real him

You feel him

So don't her her steal him

Wake him up like sleepin beauty

Turn his head with your red hot booty

You bring the noise if we bring the funk

It's positively time to shake your junk

shake, shake, shake, shake,

shake, shake, shake, shake,shake, shake,

Whoo

(DANCE BREAK)

ELLE:

(Spoken)

Girls, how is this helping? He's not even here!

He left while we were shaking "junk"! Wait!

(Sung)

Girls I'm positive

That we've taken this to far

No I'm positive

This is Harvard not a stripper bar

All this trashy carryin' on

Thats the reason that he's gone

I need a salon

GREEK CHORUS:

WHOO!

ELLE:

Girls I'm

ALL:

Positive

ELLE:

Try not to get upset

But I'm

ALL:

Positive

ELLE:

That it's time for me to go brunette

GREEK CHORUS:

what!?

ELLE:

Being blonde and being hot

That got me exactly squat!

Gotta to show him I've got more to give

GREEK CHORUS:

Whoa, whoa, whoa

ELLE:

No I'm positive

GREEK CHORUS:

Positive

ELLE:

I'm positive

GREEK CHORUS:

Positive

ELLE:

I'm positive

GIRLS:

Positive

Positive

ELLE AND GREEK CHORUS:

Positive!