My Ex-Boyfriends

Tonight is the night for ex-boyfriends

I’m trying to call all my ex-boyfriends

Cause I feel alone and I need my ex-boyfriend

To be here with me just like my friend or more

Tonight is the night for ex-boyfriends

But I think I hate all my ex-boyfriends

It’s 5 A.m., I can only call my (?) my ex-boyfriend,

they’re not too mean but they are too far for it,

***. ***, ***, ***!

So I leave a message to all my ex-boyfriend saying

“Hey, what’s up, how are you my friends?

I’m coming to New York soon, would you be my ******* friend?

You’ll never employ cause you think I’m just depressed and you’re right.”

My ex boyfriends!

No, you don’t even deserve to have your name in a crap song

So I omitted your name, c’se anyway, you’re big enough to know

It’s all about you, It’s about you ...

The name was the number one, start with the T

He said “Hey c’mon, its gonna be so fun”

But he’s the most unfunny person I have ever met

Anyway, he was gorgeous and sweet, boring but sweet

Until the day he said, until the day he said:

“Sorry baby, but except Bob Dylan we have nothing in common”

Age, 26

Dumped after 2 months

Profession, liar! Liar, liar, liar

He’s such a ******* liar

We were in love, so in love, we were so in love ...

We were in love!

The name was the number two, start with the K

No, I should start with the C, but with the K you he is the coolest

I was very to leave Paris for him and figure out why in the middle of the concess (?)

But from one day to the other he decided it was over

For no reason, you know?

Just because it’s over!

He was so romantic, *** was so electric

Everything was magic

But he was…just a trick, just a ******* trick

Age, 23

Dumped after 3 months of dreams and tears, and tears, and tears~

We were in love, so in love, we were so in love ...

We were in love!