Numbskull

Deep down underneath the ground

In chambers clotted with the rotting dead

Steaming vats filled with vampire bats,

Tanis root, and decaying heads

The potion made, we disseminate

Spiking thousands of liters of grog

Numbskull to inebriate

Sends you into a heavy metal fog (gang)

I am a numbskull!

I bang heads

Moshing in the graveyard and defiling the dead (gang)

I am a numbskull!

I twist brains

Thrashing 'til we drive you insane

On a cold night in the local pub

An alliance was put to the forge

F.K.U was there with

Lord Gore and

Frightmare

Machetazo,

Haemmorhage, and

Engorged We all toasted with some numbskull, "Here's to waging a metal war!"

The chalices emptied, we took to the stage

To carry out our declaration of gore (gang)

I am a numbskull!

I drink deep

Rot gut consumed by a quartet of creeps (gang)

I am a numbskull!

I infect Drink up, it's time to snap necks

The crowd was amassed at the edge of the pit

Timidly cringing so as not to get hit

The numbskull started kicking in as the bodies were flying through the air

A rictus grin on each face in the crowd, coupled with a psychotic stare

Their skin decayed and fell off in lumps

And hair came out in greasy clumps

Their blood coagulated in their veins

As deafening thrash riffs tore apart their brains

Zombified in the pit, gore addicted misfits

The first band was backstage, they came out and got slayed

Devoured by the undead, gutted and splattered

Unique Leader catalogs were torn up, burned, and scattered (gang chant)

Numbskull!

The show ended in a bloodbath

But nothing dead shall truly dead remain

The doors were opened to release the numbskulls

So they'll infect every poser's brain

I am a numbskull!

I'm unhinged

Murdering and moshing as on rot gut we binge

I am a numbskull!

I am you '

Cuz you're a ******* numbskull too