Gypsy's Bard (Homestuck Parody)

When you're rife with devastation

There's a long ass explanation

You're an alien's creation

Stuck inside a froggy gut

And whichever way they play it

Know that we won't be complacent

We'll go through the chatlog pages

'Till we know just what is up

When I was a little kiddy, a meteor shower over took my city

I traveled to another plane,

A planet filled with Wind and Shade

So, I climbed one thousand tiers

An echeladder connoisseur

Now, everyone is toast

And my girlfriend is a ghost

But I still love the movie Con Air

When you've irons in the fire

And your loved ones have "retired"

Don't abscond, just stay and strife

Until the battle is complete

'Cause the Condesce hypnotizes

And the whole world agonizes

Ectochildren stop your crying

And just sing along with me

When I was a little kiddy, a meteor shower over took my city

I traveled to another plane,

A planet filled with Wind and Shade

So, I climbed one thousand tiers

An echeladder connoisseur

Now, everyone is toast

And my girlfriend is a ghost

But I still love the movie Con Air

When you've irons in the fire

And your loved ones have "retired"

Don't abscond, just stay and strife

Until the battle is complete

'Cause the Condesce hypnotizes

And the whole world agonizes

Ectochildren stop your crying

And just sing along with me

When you've irons in the fire

And your loved ones have "retired"

Don't abscond, just stay and strife

Until the battle is complete

'Cause the Condesce hypnotizes

And the whole world agonizes

Ectochildren stop your crying

And just sing along with me