I Love You Because (You Look Like Jim Reeves)

My girlfriend looks like Peggy Mount

What am I supposed to do?

I’m up the creek and never mind the paddle boy

I haven’t even got a canoe

I sold my soul to an Arctic Roll

I went to hell on a red skidoo

I did the Shake’n'Vac and broke my ******* back

And now my library books are nine weeks overdue

Knock, knock

Who’s there?

The patron saint of Llandudno

The patron saint of Llandudno who?

Tony Bastable

You scratch my back and I’ll scratch yours

And I’ll be in heaven before you

I love you because you look like Jim Reeves