Aint No Fun (If the Homies Cant Have None)

You're back now at the jack-off hour

This is DJ Eaazy Dick

On W-Balls

Right now something new by Snoop Doggy Dogg

And this one goes out to the ladies from all the guys

A big bow wow wow

Cause we gonna make it a little misty here tonight

This is DJ Eazy Dick

On the station that slaps you across your fat ass

With a fat dick

[Verse 1: Nate Dogg]

When I met you last night, baby

Before you opened up your gap

I had respect for you lady

But now I take it all back

Cause you gave me all your pussy

And you even licked my balls

Leave your number on the cabinet

And I promise baby, I'll give you a call

Next time I'm feeling kinda horny

You can come on over

And I'll break you off

And if you can't fuck that day baby

Just lay back and open your mouth

Cause I have never met a girl

That I love in the whole wide world

[Verse 2: Kurupt]

Well if Kurupt gave a fuck about a bitch I'd always be broke

I'd never have no motherfucking endo to smoke

I gets loc'ed and loony

Bitch you can't do me

Do we look like BBD, you hoochie groupie

I have no love for hoes

That's something that I learned in tha Pound

So how the fuck am I supposed

To pay this ho just to lay this ho

I know the pussy's mine

I'mma fuck a couple more times

And then I'm through with it

There's nothing else to do with it

Pass it to the homie, now you hit it

Cause she ain't nothing but a bitch to me

And y'all know that bitches ain't shit to me

I gives a fuck

Why don't y'all pay attention

Approach her with a different proposition

I'm Kurupt ho

You'll never be my only one, trick ass bitch

[Hook]

It ain't no fun if the homies can't have none

[Verse 3: Snoop Dogg]

Guess who back in the motherfucking house

With a fat dick for your motherfucking mouth

Hoes recognize, niggas do too

Cause when bitches get scandalous and pull a voodoo

What you gon do

You really don't know

So I'd advise you not to trust that ho

Silly of me to fall in love with a bitch

Knowing damn well I'm too caught up with my grip

Now as the sun rotates and my game grows bigger

How many bitches wanna fuck this nigga named Snoop

Doggy, I'm all the above

I'm too swift on my toes to get caught up with you hoes

But see it ain't no fun

If my homies can't get a taste of it

Cause you know I don't love em

[Verse 4: Warren G]

Hey now you know

Inhale, exhale with my flow

One for the money, two for the bitches

Three to get ready and four to hit the switches

In my Chevy, '64 -- red to be exact

With bitches on my side and bitches on my back

So back up, bitch, because I'm struggling

So get on your knees and then start juggling

These motherfucking nuts in your mouth

It's me, Warren G the nigga with the clout