The Ballad Of Dorothy Parker

The Ballad of Dorothy Parker -Prince

Written by ：Prince

Dorothy was a waitress on the promenade

She worked the night shift

Dishwater blonde tall and fine

She got a lot of tips

Well earlier I'd been talking stuff in a violent room

Fighting with lover's past

I needed someone with a quicker wit than mine

Dorothy was fast

Well I ordered yeah let me get a fruit cocktail I ain't to hungry

Dorothy laughed

She said it sound like a real man to me you're kinda cute

Right then do you want do you want

Dorothy Parker was cool

I'm leaving my pants on what

CUZ I'm kinda going with someone

She said sound like a real man to me

Mind if I turn on the radio

Oh my favorite song she said

And it was Joni singing help me I think I'm falling

Drring the phone rang and she said

Who ever's calling can't be as cute as you

Right then and there I knew I was through Dorothy Parker was cool

Well

My pants were wet they came off

But she didn't see the movie CUZ she hadn't read the book first

Instead she pretended she was blind

An affliction brought on by a witch's curse

Dorothy made me laugh ha ha ha ha

I felt much better so I went back to the violent room

Tell us what you did what you did

I took another bubble bath with my pants on

All the fighting stopped

Next time I'll do it sooner

This is the ballad of Dorothy Parker

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