Like a Boss

Because I am hard, you will not like me

But the more you hate me, the more you will learn

I admire your honesty

Hell I like you

You can come over to my house and ******* my sister

Do you suck *******s?

-Sir, no, sir!

I am hard but I am fair

Private Joker

I admire your honesty

Hell I like you

You can come over to my house and ******* my sister

You little scumbag!

I got your name!

I got your ass!

You will not laugh!

You will not cry!

You will learn by the numbers

I will teach you!

Now get up!

Get on your feet!

So you're a killer?

-Sir, yes, sir!

I'm asking the ******* questions here, private!

Do you understand?

-Sir, yes, sir!

"Sir" what?

Were you about to call me an asshole?

I'm gonna give you three seconds

Exactly three-*******-seconds to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face

Or I will gouge out your eye******* and skull-******* you!

One, two, three

-Sir, I can't help it, sir.

Bull*******t! Get on your knees scumbag!

Do you suck *******s?

-Sir, no, sir!

Bull*******t

I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose

I'll be watching you

I'm gonna give you three seconds

Exactly three-*******-seconds to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face

Or I will gouge out your eye******* and skull-******* you!

Skull-******* you!

Were you about to call me an asshole?

Skull-******* you!

I like you

You can come over to my house and ******* my sister

You little scumbag!

I got your name!

I got your ass!

You will not laugh!

You will not cry!

You will learn by the numbers!

I will teach you!

Now get up!

Get on your feet!

Bull*******t I can't hear you!

I'm asking the ******* questions here, private!

Do you understand?

-Sir, yes, sir!

"Sir" what?

Were you about to call me an asshole?

Because I am hard, you will not like me

But the more you hate me, the more you will learn