歌词
There once was a man who just couldn't cry
从前有个不会哭的男人
He hadn't cried for years and for years
他已经很多年都没有哭过了
Napalmed babies and the movie 'Love Story
'不管是婴儿被汽油炸翻这种惨剧还是“爱情故事”这种感人电影
For instance could not produce tears
都不能让他掉一滴眼泪
As a child he had cried as all children will
他小时候也会像其他孩子一样放声大哭
But at some point the tear ducts ran dry
但在某个时刻他的泪腺干涸了
He grew to be a man and the feces hit the fan
他长成了一个男人，坏事接二连三发生
Things got bad but he couldn't cry
事情变糟他也不会哭
His dog got run over, his wife up and left him
他的狗被车撞，他的老婆甩了他
After that he got sacked from his job
在此之后他被老板辞掉了
Lost an arm in the war, was laughed at by a whore
他在战争中失去了一只胳膊，被妓女嘲笑
But still not a sniffle and sob
但他仍然没有抽噎和哭泣
Well his novel was refused and his movie was banned
他写得小说被拒绝出版，他的电影遭到禁播
And his biog Broadway show was a flop
关于他生平的百老汇演出也以失败告终
He was sent off to jail, you guessed it, no bail
他被送到了监狱，你猜的没错，没有人保释他
But still not a dribble or drop
但是他还是没有掉一滴眼泪
In jail he was beaten, bullied and buggered
他在监狱被打，被欺负，被爆菊
And made to make licence plates
在监狱还要做苦工制作汽车牌照
Water and bread was all he was fed
以面包和水为生
But not once did a tear stain his face
但是他还是没有掉一滴眼泪
Doctors were called in, scientists too
医生和科学家都来研究他
Theologians were last and practically least
甚至连神学家都来了
They all agreed sure enough
他们都觉得
He was no cream puff
他不是懦夫
But in fact an insensitive beast
而是一个没有感情的野兽
He was removed from jail and placed in a place
他们把他从监狱转移到了另外一个地方
For the insensitive and the insane
一个给傻子和疯子住的地方
He played lots of chess and he made lots of friends
他在这里常常下棋，交了很多朋友
And he wept every time it would rain
每次下雨他都会哭
Once it rained 40 days and it rained 40 nights
有一次连续下雨40天40夜
And he cried and he cried and he cried and he cried
他一直哭一直哭一直哭一直哭
On the 41st day he just passed away
在第41天他死了
He just dehydrated and died
因为严重脱水
He went up to heaven located his dog
他上了天堂找到了他的狗
Not only that but he rejoined his arm
还接上了胳膊
Down below all the critics, they took it all back
之前所有欠他的人，都得到了报应
Cancer robbed the whore of her charm
癌症让之前嘲笑他的妓女不再美丽
His ex-wife died of stretch marks, his ex-employer went broke
他的前妻死于难产，他的老板破产了
The theologians were finally found out
那些神学家终于知道
Right down to the ground, the prison burned down
那所监狱被烧毁了
The earth suffered perpetual drought
地球会承受永久的干旱
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