歌词
This is the Central Scrutinizer...
这里是中心监查员
It is my responsibility to enforce all the laws
我的职责是执行所有那些
That haven't been passed yet
目前尚未被通过的法律
It is also my responsibility to alert each and every one of you
同样我也有责任提醒你们每个人
To the potential consequences
可能造成的潜在后果
Of various ordinary everyday activities
在普通的日常活动中
You might be performing which could eventually lead to
最终你可能会因此而导致
The death penalty - or affect your parents' credit rating...
被判处死刑，或是影响你父母的信用评级
Our criminal institutions are full of little creeps like you
我们的监狱里面都是像你这样的
Who do wrong things
干坏事的小混蛋
And many of them were driven to these crimes
他们中有很多人走上犯罪道路
By a horrible force called MUSIC!
而其背后可怕的驱使力量叫做“音乐”
我们的研究表明这种可怕的力量
Our studies have shown that this horrible force
对整个社会造成了极大的危害
Is so dangerous to society at large
以至于需要立刻起草一项法律
That laws are being drawn up at this very moment
来阻止它，直到永远
To stop it - forever!
无情的惩罚手段将被巧妙地描述于
Cruel and inhuman punishments are being carefully described
短小的条文里面
In tiny paragraphs
这样就不会与美国宪法相冲突
So they won't conflict with the Constitution...
而美国宪法本身就一直在被修改
Which, itself, is being modified in order to accommodate
以此适应未来
The future!
现在我来向你展示一下
I bring you now a special presentation
你会经历什么
To show what can happen to you
如果你选择走上音乐道路
If you choose a career in music
白色区域仅供装卸货物
The White Zone is for loading and unloading only...
如果您需要装卸货物，前往白色区域
If you have to load or unload, go to the White Zone...
你会爱上这一切的，这就是生活
You'll love it... it's a way of life
嗨，是我，我回来了
这里是中心监查员
Hi, it's me, I'm back...
白色区域仅供装卸货物
This is the Central Scruuuuuutinizer...
如果您需要装货，或者您需要卸货
The White Zone is for loading and unloading only...
前往白色区域，你会爱上的，这就是生活
If you gotta load or if you gotta unload
没错，你会爱上的，这就是生活，没错
Go to the White Zone, you'll love it, it's a way of life
你会爱上的，这就是生活，没错，爱上……
That's right! You'll love it, it's a way of life, that's right
这里是中心监查员
You'll love it, a way of life, right, love it...
This is the Central Scrutinizer...
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