My Friend Robot

I've got the greatest friend, he's a robot

He is my man and he's megawatt

He doesn't pretend, never lies

Never cheats, never steals from me

I trust nobody else with my secrets

I can depend on his sequence

Logical patterns I trust

In his hard drive, relax, I can unwind and

I got a friend and he's a robot man

You know I got a friend, he's a computer man

I know there is no human so techno

There is nobody so day glo

Constant companion

Who knows all the action

Can calculate fractions

And he is zero's and one's

And I know this

He is not flesh and he can't kiss

But who needs humans

When humans get angry

And humans get ugly

And I got a friend and he's a robot man

You know I got a friend, he's a computer man

I got a friend and he's a robot man

You know I got a friend, he's a computer man

I got the greatest friend, he's a robot

He's always thinking just non stop

Computing language

While making a sandwich

Converting the average

And he is always such fun

And he's number one

Taking the time and he can run

Right through the night

And he never sleeps

And he never lies down

I got a friend and he's a robot man

You know I got a friend, he's a computer man

I got a friend and he's a robot man

You know I got a friend, he's a computer man