Jed The Humanoid

Last night something pretty bad happened

We lost a friend

All shocked and broken

Shut down, exploded

JED-E3 is what we first called him

Then it was "Jed"

But Jed's system's dead

Therefore, so's Jed

We assembled him in the Kitchen

Made out of this and

Made out of that and

Whatever was at hand

When we finished Jed we were so proud

We celebrated

We congratulated

At what we'd created

Jed could run or walk, sing or talk, and

Compile thoughts, and

Solve lots of problems

We learned so much from him

A couple years went by and something happened

We gave Jed less attention

We had new inventions

We left for a convention

Jed had found our booze and drank every drop

He fizzled and popped

He rattled and knocked

Finally he just stopped