Advice from a Divorced Gentlemen to His Bachelor Friend Considering Marriage

歌词
You should stay away from roses
And be careful to avoid chocolate hearts
Keep distant from romantic notions
Cause that's where love most often starts
Be sure to steer clear of diamonds
And mink coats are most certainly out too
For if she goes in for that kind of thing
Just might fall then what you will do
You know you've always been the sort
Who's truly only fond of the sport
And who will never be satisfied
Reclining in slippers by the fireside
With a wife's constant nagging for things that you can't provide
Who no longer bears resemblance to that soft spoken flower
You were so desperate to have for your bride
Too much conversing with a woman tends to dull a man's wit
Never be taken in by poets
Who claim that love if it's pure will never fade
Though love may last all right in a bibliotheque
In the real world man its too easily unmade
So don't take your freedom for granted
Don't let curiosity take you for a ride
As years drag on when you wake up next to her
You'll wish that in your sleep you had died
You'll wish you had died
专辑信息
1.The March of the Gay Parade
2.Old Familiar Way
3.Fun Loving Nun
4.Tulip Baroo
5.Jacques Lamure
6.Neat Litle Domestic Life
7.A Collection of Poems About Water
8.Y the Quale and Vaguely Bird Noisily Enjoying Their Forbidden Tryst
9.I'd Be a Yellow Feathered Loon
10.The Autobiographical Grandpa
11.The Miniature Philosopher
12.My Favorite Boxer
13.Advice from a Divorced Gentlemen to His Bachelor Friend Considering Marriage
14.A Man's Life Flashing Before His Eyes While He and His Wife Drive Off a Cliff Into the Ocean
15.Nickee Coco and the Invisible Tree
16.The Gay Parade Outro