All Jacked Up

Heyahhhhhhhhh

Five Thirty PM rolls around, there’s a little old joint outside of town

I only got time for a couple of beers and a juke box song ringing in my ears

The next you know the bartenders pouring, shots are flowing, got me stoned and

All I really know is that I should be going, but I’m soaking up the moment

I'm all jacked up, all jacked up

Don’t believe I’ve ever had this much.

One thing I’ve learned when you get tore up

Time sure flies when you’re all jacked up

It was getting mighty close to Nine o’clock, what the hell I'll have one more shot.

Then I winked at a boy at the end of the bar, guess I mighta musta gone a little too far.

Cause a big ole girl walked outta the blue, 10 foot 2 with a bad attitude

Stepped right up and knocked out my tooth, guess I had it coming I deserved it too

Cause I was all jacked up, all jacked up,

Don’t believe I’ve ever had this much.

One thing I’ve learned when you get tore up

Don’t start no stuff when you’re all jacked up.

Don’t have to go home but you can’t stay here,

That’s what they said when I got my last beer.

Oh my God, its 2 o’clock, I can’t find my keys and my trucks locked

So I grabbed a tire tool and I broke my window, hurt my elbow got me in though

Two foot later backed into the light pole, all the town folk got a good show

All jacked up, all jacked up

Don’t believe I’ve ever had this much.

One thing I’ve learned when you get tore up

Don’t drive you truck when you’re all jacked up

Jacked up

（all jacked up, all jacked up）

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One thing I’ve learned when you get tore up;

Don’t start no stuff when you’re all jacked up.

One thing I’ve learned when you get tore up……

Don’t drive your car

Don’t start no stuff in no bar

Hell I wouldn’t tell anybody where you are

When you’re all jacked up

All Jacked up

All Jacked up

All Jacked up

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