Crabsody In Blue

Well they moved on down

And they crawled around

Walkin' sideways sideway walkin'

Give me the blues

And you start to scratch

When they start to hatch

Walkin' sideways sideway walkin'

Give me the blues

Oh but when they start to bite

Then it's time you saw the light

For an appointment I know

Before you start to scream

That's when you apply the cream

Blues ointment

Oh well the doctor said

"We got to make 'em dead"

Walkin' sideways sideway walkin'

Give me the blues

And when you start to scream

That's when you apply the cream

Blues ointment

Yeah and when they start to itch

You go out and take the *****

For an appointment

Well you rub it on

And you rub it in

Stops 'em walking sideway walkin'

Gives them the blues

Sideway walkin' sideway walkin'

They got the blues

Give them the blues

They got the blues

Give them the blues