Oval Office

"This recording, is a collection

Of unintended indiscretions before a microphone"

"Oh who locked the door?"

"A hard man is good to find."

"Open the door!"

"The principles.. of friction"

This feeling's a function, so step to this

Ain't the average boys who do this

Door is opened, to office summoned

Yo Pete I think you're in there man! ("I'm coming!")

Reception warm, not a handshake

My hands shook, barrier's about to break

She was seated, legs long and slammin

Oval office opened, so let's begin!

Push my point across, firmly - Core proposal

Prime Minister serve me, surely ("Surely! Nyuk nyuk nyuk")

I serve you with motion and doors open wider, coast in

Secretary said"Put Serch on line two..

(Yo, put him on hold!)

*speaking in background* Aiyyo Pete man, let me in man

I'm here to get retarded yo, so step off

Nah I'm not holdin the door to come in

Yo, yo move your, move your elbow!

Move your elbow, yo, you're not ****in on me

Your boy look like the Great Pumpkin

You're frontin like you play the Pumpkin

Move your elbow, because I'm IN THERE!

The meeting rotates (Mockneck or cactus?)

"They got my head boss.."She attacked us!

With a treaty for disarmament (We signed)

Figured there's no harm in it ("Oh alright..")

So I disarmed (And I poured the Scotch)

And asked the Prime Minister, mind if I watch?

("Oh my goodness!") Yeah, I reckon

You keep minutes, I'll let you get seconds

Then the summit rose, I get vetoed

Presidential pardon, let me G yo!

Lunch became filet of sole with tongue

The Oval Office work is never done!(Never done!)

Aiyyo I'm serious man, did you have ***?

Nah man.."That towel was related to my husband!" (repeat4X)

It was you that did it!Filet of sole

on the Oval Office, on a peanut butter leg

Yo..She got down to my knees and it spread!

G'in, seein, have you playin it like a diplomat

The Oval Office ain't nothin but a boot magnet

Close to close, but Pete freaked it anyway

Serch said:Prime, let's do the three the hard way!

And knockin like we're knockin

BOOTS!The office flooded with the *** check suits

Deploy missiles of the MX variety

Spoken spasm of invasion inside of me

I release my rebels, the onslaught ceased

And in the Oval Office (Finally peace!)

Motions carried out, played it like Presidents

What's the Oval Office? (Our permanent residence!)

Meeting of the mind, as well as the pelvis

Aiyyo Bush!We're outtie like Elvis!

Aiyyo Serch you're in there man

You're finally in there, for the first time man!

"Victims of these classic *****s.."

Yo move that thick body of yours

Move that thick white body!Yes, yes, WOOOOOODIEE!

I've got the woody!

I've got the woodie -- and I'm gonna get the head

I can feel it! You gotta understand see

Gotta understand the su**ect of the topic

There's too much butt-waxin, no --

There's too much vaseline usage

There's too much KY jelly

Cause I've got the WOOOOODIEE!

I have the woody man, I have

Yo let me tell you somethin man, you're a GIRLIE MAN

You're a flabber man, I am a muscle man

I think you are my auntie

Cause I am the man who is in the Oval Office

You're just a GIRLIE FLABBER MAN, you hamster man

I'm a great man, you're a flabber man

Uhh, aiyyo yo you know what I heard?

I heard Rob never got the wood

I heard Rob is frontin like the Great Pumpin on the woodie

And I heard Seth Lover? He got the WRONG woodie

He needs the positive... WOOOODIEEEE!

Aiyyo I'm goin home man

I'm goin home to tell my mother (BOOTS!)

I'm goin home to tell my mother about my first experience.. *fades*