Ain't My Day

Chrokee sat on the same barstool

everyday 'til his wife dragged him back.

Drinking and talking about the old days,

"They don't make them anymore like that."

I did extra work in the movies for so long,

that starring role never camethrough...

Horse opera stories were my specialty,

I remember when I met the Duke.

Oh- it ain't my day...

Oh- it ain't my day...

Now I'm sixty years old

and I sit by the phone,

Every night by the light of the soaps

I'll bet my last dollar

that Jock and his sons never once

Burned their hands on a rope...

Oh- it ain't my day...

Oh- it ain't my day...

And I'm trying to, dying to,

sit back and see my old face,

Oh- it ain't my day...

Oh- it ain't my day...