Losers

I blew my wad playing seven-card-stud

I was playing for money, they was playing for blood

On the way back home the big winner got mugged

Now he's just another loser like me

Losers, losers

I got took for my Hoosers

That shah got crowned

His growin' been bound,

He's just another loser like me

See that kid sitting back at the bar

He's picking up a storm on a Martin guitar

That poor fool thinks he's gonna be a star

He's just another loser like me

Losers, losers

Some are raggers, some are bluesers

Makin' disco sounds in a HoJo lounge

With a bunch of other losers like me

Love has busted up this cat for sure

He's crying like a baby at his baby's door

That poor fool don't know what he's crying for

He's just another loser like me

Can't say no to cruisers

When she says "When he'll be back again?"

He's just another loser like me

There's a hobo up in heaven on the golden street

He'll panhandle every angel that he'll meet

He'd hock his harp for some Sneaky Pete

He's just another loser like me

Losers, losers

Some are ******, some are boozers

All the muscatel is down in hell

He's just another loser like me

When God appeared to Saint John Wayne

He told him "Duke, I'm a-coming again

Life is just a wagon train

I'm glad you're not a loser like me"

Losers, losers

Ten gallon bruisers

From Genghis Khan to the Fuller Brush Man

They're just a bunch of losers like me