Show Me The Way To Go Home

(King, Swain)

Show me the way to go home

I'm tired and

I want to go to bed

I had a little drink about an hour ago

And it went right to my head

No matter where

I roam Over land or sea or foam

You can always hear me singing this song

Show me the way to go home.

Indicate the road to my abode

I'm weary and

I want to retire

I imbibed too many drinks sixty minutes ago

And they went straight to my cerebellum

Where ever

I may perambulate

On land, or sea or atmospheric vapor

You can always hear me singing my song

Indicate the road to my abode