Bad Penny

Ought to know what a liar I am

Ought to know me by now

Don't curse me for my nature

Don't bless me for my luck

Just a bad penny

I always come back to you

Just a bad penny

Just a bad penny

I always come back to you

Should have known you couldn't trust me

As far as you can throw me, throw me

You couldn't throw me too far

Just a bad penny

Couldn't throw me too far

I think I ****ed your girlfriend once

Maybe twice, I don't remember

Then I ****ed all your friend's girlfriends

Now they hate you

Just a bad penny

Just a bad penny

Such a bad penny

A bad bad penny

Ought to know what a liar I am

Ought to know me by now

Such a bad penny

Oh bad bad penny

Ought to know what a liar I am

Ought to know me by now

Ought to know you couldn't trust me

As far as you can throw me, throw me

Such a bad penny

Such a bad penny

Slap my hand