Anti-Pope

I'm going down to church tonight

Just like back when I was eight

But I don't mean to pray

I'm gonna nick myself a collection plate

I've got nothing against church

Or any people that go there

And show that they're ignorant

I don't understand

A congregation at weekends

So change their behavior

So many people are weak in their lives

And seek guidance from the fellows of hope

As you know I used to go there myself

But for the day became antipope

There's gonna be some fun tonight

Spread the news aoudad the town

The vicar's a transvestite

With a French royalty gowns

I've got nothing against church

Or any people that go there

And show that they're ignorant

I don't understand

A congregation at weekends

So change their behavior

So many people are weak in their lives

And seek guidance from the fellows of hope

As you know I used to go there myself

But for the day became antipope

Religion doesn't mean a thing

It's just another way of being right wing

I think *** films are okay

I don't dig that all the way

I've got nothing against church

Or any people that go there

And show that they're ignorant

I don't understand

A congregation at weekends

So change their behavior

So many people are weak in their lives

And seek guidance from the fellows of hope

As you know I used to go there myself

But for the day became antipope