Sober as a Drunk

I'm as sober as a drunk

I don't think about you, baby. I don't really miss you at all

I don't sit back and wonder if it is or if it isn't my fault

I don't lie awake at night, rewinding your goodbyes

Come to think about it, I'm better off

I'm as sober as a drunk

I'm as high as rock bottom

Free as a man with his hands handcuffed to the bar, hoping you walk in

My mind is clear as a cloud

I'm as happy as a tear drop

Rolling off my cheek into my drink

Whenever I think about you and somebody new in love

I'm as sober as a drunk whoa oh oh

If I called you twelve times last night, it was an accident

I was really trying to hit the next number on my favorites list

I did't buy a bunch of shots for your friends

And talk a lot about how I want you back again

I'm as sober as a drunk

I'm as high as rock bottom

Free as a man with his hands handcuffed to the bar, hoping you walk in

My mind is clear as a cloud

I'm as happy as a tear drop

Rolling off my cheek into my drink

Whenever I think about you and somebody new in love

I'm as sober as a drunk whoa oh oh

I'm as sober as a drunk

I'm as high as rock bottom

Free as a man with his hands handcuffed to the bar, hoping you walk in

My mind is clear as a cloud

I'm as happy as a tear drop

Rolling off my cheek into my drink

Whenever I think about you and somebody new in love

Rolling off my cheek into my drink

Whenever I think about you and somebody new in love

I'm as sober as a drunk whoa oh oh

I'm as sober as a drunk whoa oh oh

I don't think about you, baby. I don't really miss you at all