Trap 3 Little Pigs

歌词
JTK
Once a pig built up a house
很久以前 有只小猪盖了间房屋
The house was of straw that he bought from the town
用集市买的稻草做的 并不坚固
One day a wolf came and saw the little pig
有一天大灰狼来了 看见了小猪
He came to the pig's door and then the wolf said
来到他家门前 开口便单刀直入
Little pig little pig let me in
“小猪小猪 快开门让我进去”
Not by the hairs of my chinny chin chin
“别想了 你能抓到一根毛都算百年难遇”
So I huffed and I puffed and I blew that thing down
所以我用力一吹 房子便应声而倒
Next thing I knew he was running around
接下来 这可怜虫儿肯定落荒而逃
So I chased that pig down
别想逃走 我马上就追到你个怂包
Wanted some bacon so I had to go to his big brother's house
想吃点培根 但眼看他往哥哥家跑
Said I blew that thing down
我吹倒了房子 他哥哥很快要知道
Little Red Riding Hood didn't ride home so I'm after you now
小红帽没回家 我只能先拿你开刀
I'm a real alpha wolf this ain't Little Bo Peep
我可是阿尔法狼 不是村长慢羊羊
Don't try and cry wolf I ain't here for no sheep
别流泪求我 我办事从不吊儿郎当
No McDonald's money so yall are my treat
没有钱吃麦当劳 但猪肉就在近旁
And if we do the race all I need are some cleats
如果咱们赛跑 赢你只需钉鞋一双
Run to the market pig you can run home
跑到人多的商场也没用 乖乖回家
Go get your roast beef but Ill catch you for sure
烤牛肉也带好 我肯定连它一起拿
You look like a snack and I don't mean you're cute
你很像零食 说你可爱?不要自夸
But I bet you'll look good with some veggies and fruit
配点蔬菜水果 看起来就好吃多啦
Little pig you're sweating just take a little break
小猪你都出汗了 要不要停下休息
Just make this thing easy and hop on my plate
不要费力挣扎了 快乖乖进我碗里
I'm trying to get home to play Fortnite today
回家继续堡垒之夜 操作所向披靡
And I can't come back late mama wolf doesn't play
到家晚了妈妈不让玩 还要发脾气
Pig told the wolf oh I'm leaving
小猪说:“对不起 我先走一步。”
Mama ain't make me this thick to be eaten
我妈把我养大 不是为了给你果腹
You're big and bad 'til my big bro gets even
你可坏透了 我马上到哥哥家暂住
And no I won't slow wolf I trained for track season
我不会停下的大灰狼 我训练有素
Don't run up that hill pig you're not Jack and Jill
别上山 这不是童谣里的Jack和Jill
Don't climb up that wall have a great fall for real
别翻墙 真摔死了上帝也没法保佑
I need food to serve while I go on this date
把你做成晚餐 配约会的葡萄美酒
So don't make me look bad I can't make wolfy wait
别为难我 我有个不愿久等的女友
Lucky for pig I had worn the wrong kicks
幸运的小猪 我偏偏今天鞋没穿对
So he got to his brother's house made out of sticks
被你逃到哥哥树枝的家 严加防备
Wolf came up after and saw the little pigs
大灰狼上前 看到了小猪们在屋内
He came to the pigs' door and then the wolf said
便来到他家门前 开口就阿谀谄媚
Little pig little pig let me in
“聪明的小猪们 快开门让我进去”
Not by the hairs of our chinny chin chin
“得了吧 你能抓到一根毛都算百年难遇”
So I huffed and I puffed and I blew that thing down
所以我使劲一吹 房子便应声倒地
Next thing I knew he was running around
接下来 这两只小猪一定四处躲避
So I chased that pig down
别想逃走 看到我就乖乖束手待毙
Wanted some bacon so I had to go to his big brother's house
想吃点培根 但他们往大哥哥家去
Said I blew that thing down
吹倒了房子 他们很快要加强防御
Little Red Riding Hood didn't ride home so I'm after you now
小红帽没回家 就先上演你的悲剧
I'm a real alpha wolf this ain't Winnie the Pooh
我可是阿尔法战狼 不是小熊维尼
Don't try and cry wolf I'm not lying to you
别哭着求我大发慈悲 我没有骗你
My McDonald's money is low so you'll do
没钱吃麦当劳 但猪肉也令我满意
And I've got the right shoes so it's over for you
等我穿对了鞋 你们统统长眠不起
Come here little pigs I need my two-course meal
来吧小猪们 我要拿你们做两道菜
This is a fairy tail but I'm for real
虽然这是童话 但我已经认真起来
I had Mary's little lamb but a wolf's hungry still
我吃了Mary的小羊但胃口刚打开
I need food that will fill
我需要食物填饱肚子 小猪我最爱
I need some bacon
我要吃培根
I need some fries
还要配薯条
I need some pork with some pie on the side
如果加餐 还要你们的肉做猪肉派
I need some sausage with beans and some rice
我要香肠配豆子和米饭 不食素斋
I need that candlelit dinner tonight
今晚 就要拿你们做一顿烛光晚餐
Pig told the wolf oh you're tripping for real
小猪说:“你简直在做白日梦。”
I'm way too cute for a snack I'm a meal
我们这么可爱 吃掉我良心都会痛
We came from the mud we've had worse wolves
打败过凶恶的狼 换成你
we've beat
手指都不用动
Yes we're pigs but you don't want this beef
虽然我们是小猪 但你又算哪根葱
You know what little pig I'm tired I'm not here to play
跟你们玩累了 我动起真格非常狠
lf I don't bring dinner I won't have a bae
不拿你俩做晚餐 我就得不到女人
You don't even follow me back on the gram
而且你们没有在我insgram上回粉
So don't think you can beat me I'm about to go ham
别以为你们能打败我 我功夫很深
Lucky for them I had tripped on a stick
幸运的小猪 我不小心被树枝绊倒
So they made it to their brother's house made of brick
一抬头 他们往砖头做的房子里跑
Wolf came up after and saw the little pigs
大灰狼跑来 不见小猪就往屋里找
He came to the pigs' door and then the wolf said
来到了哥哥家门前 已经口干舌燥
Little pig little pig let me in
“小猪啊小猪啊 赶紧开门让我进去”
Not by the hairs of our chinny chin chin
“笑话 你能抓到一根毛都算百年难遇”
So I huffed and I puffed trying to blow that thing down
所以我深吸一口气 企图故技重施
But that house was of brick and it stayed in the ground
但房子丝毫不动 这就是砖石材质
So I blew even harder a real wolf won't quit
所以我更加用力 本狼人永不言弃
No I'm not chief but I swear this is it
虽然不是狼首领 但我也拼尽全力
And I would have had that pig's house blown into bits
我发誓 要将他们的房子夷为平地
But my asthma was acting up I had to sit
但此时我哮喘犯了 只好稍事休息
Lucky for me a wolf got his degree
而非常幸运的是 本狼还有点学历
So I made up a plan to get all the piggies
为了抓住这几只小猪 我心生一计
They'll think Im beat and Ill fake a retreat
他们认为我失败 我撤退分散注意
Then I'll jump on the roof and right down the chimney
然后跳到屋顶上 偷偷爬进烟囱里
One pig said he stopped blowing his hot breath
一只小猪说:“他已经按捺不住。”
They heard footsteps and knew what was next
他们听到脚步 知道狼会如何进入
So they played their mixtape got the fireplace lit
于是便打开音乐 并且点燃了火炉
Then they waited for Wolf to come in
然后 静静地等着这个倒霉蛋滑出
Pigs I'm coming down the chimney about to fatten up like Santa Claus
嘿小猪们!我从烟囱下来咯 像圣诞老人一样完美着陆
Ahh okay the chimney's feeling kind of hot
啊! 好吧这烟囱实在有点烫屁股
All of you are lucky I'm going vegan
算你们走运 我大发慈悲正要吃素
Just wait 'til me and my pack come back again
但是给我等着 我一定会重整旗鼓
The end
JTK
专辑信息
1.Trap 3 Little Pigs
2.The Mom Rap 2
3.The Crazy Girlfriend Rap