LAST TRAIN TO BUCKETHEADLAND

LAST TRAIN TO BUCKETHEADLAND -Buckethead （头）

All aboard This is the last train to Bucketheadland

La-ladies and germs

I-if you 'd look to your right

You 'll see Giant Robot

One of the first attractions on

This last train ride to Bucketheadland

Oh my god Giant Robot Johnny Sokko

Where are you today

You rode doom for eternity

Supporting Giant Robot with Jerry Mano

Speaking of Jerry Mano ladies and germs

To your right you 'll notice under construction

Nearly complete

Is Jerry Mano 's executive wonder ride

Be careful

Ther-there 's still construction in process

Don 't let any of your children jump out of the cars

Uh-huh ooh I I I even forgot about this attraction

The the the Siamese Twins of Doom Landslide Mountain

To your left again ladies and germs

Oh my god

When this is completed

Bucketheadland will be complete

I -to your left to your left again

As we pass around this curve

Edwin Neal 's Sausage Massacre Hayride

You 'll notice a giant stand of a-Edwin

Poking his sausages at the dinner table

That 's where tickets are sold

I never knew wha-wha-what-what-what

Made his appetite so unquestionably released for the sausages

But without that appetite

We would not be able to love him

Yeaahahah

Leather-Leatherface 's Castle

There 's only a sign

And gentlemen

To the right

That designates the spot where it would be built

This will probably be the third or fourth phase Bucketheadland

We 're-we 're not sure yet

Our-our engineers are committed with so many ideas

Huh-we only can take them one at a time

We 're-we 're trying to offer you everything we can

Wi-with Edwin Neal 's Sausage Ride

Wh-what at else do you want

It 's been a long day at Bucketheadland

Ladies and gentlemen

The engineers get very weary

Uh oh Very weary-I have to go home

Have a little feed of barbital sit down

Play my Texas Chainsaw Massacre video game

Sorry for the erratic behavior on this last train to Bucketheadland

But your engineer 's at the end of his leash

We wish you many more pleasurable visits

We wish a lifetime of fun

Even when you 're not in this wonderland of joy

We wish you happiness in whatever you do

Can we go on this trip again

That was the last train did you enjoy it

Kind-it was kind of scary but I liked it

Do you want to go back again

Yeah

When

Next summer