You Sure Drive a Hard Bargain

I walked into your store Just to have a look around

Asked if you could help me with the bargain I had found

Tried to explain to you darlin'

That I was just a working man

You came up with some term that I could not understand

Oh Little Lady

You sure drive a hard bargain

The price your asking mama is too much for me to pay

Now you're trying to tell me, I can't have it lay away

I know that your merchandise is good

Because your sample proved it so

And if it was to kill me little girl

Oh what a good way to go