Sgt. Rock (Is Going To Help Me)

Hey, rock, rock

Hey, rock, rock

Hey, rock, rock

Hey, rock, rock

I'm enlisting, overseas aid

Need assisting, help with a maid

Get the expert, on mademoiselles

He could diffuse, any bombshell

If I could only be tough like him

Then I could win

My own small battle of the ***es

And Sgt. Rock is going to help me

Make the girl mine keep her stood in line

And Sgt. Rock is going to help me

Make the girl mine keep her stood in line

And make the girl mine, wave the victory sign

Hey, rock, rock

Hey, rock, rock

Hey, rock, rock

Hey, rock, rock

I'm invading territories

Girls are foreign and strange to me

Get the expert at kissing and stuff

He stays easy when things get rough

If I could only be tough like him

Then I could win

My own small battle of the ***es

And Sgt. Rock is going to help me

Make the girl mine keep her stood in line

And Sgt. Rock is going to help me

Make the girl mine keep her stood in line

And make the girl mine, wave the victory sign

Sometimes relationships don't go as planned

Some girls can make themselves so cold

A no mans land

If I could only be tough like him

Then I could win

My own small battle of the ***es

And Sgt. Rock is going to help me

Make the girl mine keep her stood in line

And Sgt. Rock is going to help me

Make the girl mine keep her stood in line

And Sgt. Rock is going to help me

Make the girl mine keep her stood in line

And Sgt. Rock is going to help me

Make the girl mine keep her stood in line

Make the girl mine, wave the victory sign

Hey, rock, rock

Hey, rock, rock

Hey, rock, rock

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