Platinum Blonde

I wanna be a platinum blonde

Just like all the ***y stars

Marilyn and

Jeane, Jayne,

Mae and Marlene

Yeah they, they really had fun

In a luminous

Dayglo shade

Walk into a bar and

I'll have it made'

Cause if that's all it takes

A double processed blonde

I wanna be a platinum blonde

I wanna be a platinum blonde

Be a platinum blonde

I even tried wearing a wig for a while

It was the right color, not the right style

Gonna get some peroxide at the beauty supply

See ya later

I wanna be a platinum blonde

Just like all the ***y stars

Marilyn and

Jeane, Jayne,

Mae and Marlene

Yeah they, they really had fun

Now if you need me on

SundayAnd you look twice and see

That platinum blonde is gonna be me

In a double processed luminous

Dayglo shade

When I get this color

I'll have it made in the shade

Oh, I hope

I'm okayI wanna be a platinum blonde

I wanna be a platinum blonde

Honey, I gotta,

I gotta, I gotta,

I gottaI gotta be a platinum blonde

I gotta be a platinum blonde

I gotta be a platinum blonde

I'll hit the bottle baby