Floyd The Barber

Artist: Nirvana

Album: Bleach

Title: Floyd The Barber

Bell on door clanks - come on in

Floyd observes my hairy chin

Sit down chair' don't be afraid

Steamed hot towel on my face

I was shaved

I was shaved

I was shaved

Barney ties me to the chair

I can't see' I'm really scared

Floyd breathes hard' I hear a zip

Pee-Pee pressed against my lips

I was shamed

I was shamed

I was shamed

I sense others in the room

Opey Aunt Bee' I presume

They take turns in cut me up

I died smothered in Andy's butt

I was shaved

I was shaved

I was shaved