Liquid Lunch

(Verse)

Lady pass the aspirin, something’s gotta work

I know I did it to myself but man oh man it hurts

That second lost Martini, the one that went down real smooth

Set me on the bender with nothing left to lose

(Pre-Chorus)

I just can’t apologize

For what I did to myself

My bed’s an ocean liner

And I can’t call for help

(Chorus x2)

Yeah baby, it hurts a bunch

The girls got going and we had a munch

I promise on a dime, it’s the last time

I’ll ever have a liquid lunch

(Verse)

I think I’ve got to seem the tends and many of them will leave

They think that it’s a party to laugh at all my greed

It must’ve been a doozy, I had 200 dreams

At least I found my pillow ‘cause I can’t find my keys

(Pre-Chorus 2)

It’s hard to remember

All of the events

But I must’ve faded out

‘Cause all that’s left is 50 cents

(Chorus x2)

Yeah baby, it hurts a bunch

The girls got going and we had a munch

I promise on a dime, it’s the last time

I’ll ever have a liquid lunch

(Bridge)

Baby, I can call the pharmacy

They’ll bring something up, something up too sweet

Some exotic medicine to cure my every ill

With some kind of magic pill

(Pre-Chorus)

I just can’t apologize

For what I did to myself

My bed’s an ocean liner

And I can’t call for help

(Chorus x4)

Yeah baby, it hurts a bunch

The girls got going and we had a munch

I promise on a dime, it’s the last time

I’ll ever have a liquid lunch