Brony Polka

<Gypsy Bard>

When you're rife with devastation

There's a simple explanation:

You're a toy-maker's creation

Trapped inside a crystal ball

And whichever way he tilts it

Know that we must be resilient

We won't let them break our spirits

As we sing our silly song

<Great to be Different>

Isn't it great to be different?

Isn't it wonderful to be exactly who you are?

Once you learn to start accepting yourself

You'll become a shining star

<Beyond Her Garden>

Carrot Top, go beyond us

You're a late star, time to fool us

Keep your friends close, they're what drive you

To the cosmos that describes you

Carrot Top, go beyond us

You're a late star, time to fool us

Keep your friends close, they're what drive you

To the cosmos that describes you...

<A Tropical Octav3>

(...May!) call it a crash, I call it a fly in:

Here to perform on this desert-ed island

Jealous, cause I leave a pony smiling?

You need to chill, cause you knowing who I am

Out here, no cell phone service

With a blank stare, it don't serve its purpose

Not worthless, look under the surface

Clear blue sea and these ponies are shirtless

(Clear blue sea and these ponies are shirtless)

<Magic>

Trixie: I'm Trixie welcome to the show

Got Magic tricks so here we go

We're gonna have some fun

Hold on to your hats

Heckler: We don't care who you are anymore

Just pack your things go out the door

You claim that you're performing

Don't make us laugh

T: I have something more

H: We've seen it before

T: It's much more special

H: We'd rather be in Hell

T: It might be the same act

Be patient you'll see

You can call it fake

But this is real magic

It's real magic, it's real magic (Yeah yeah)

It's real magic, M-A-G-I-C!

<Lullaby for a Princess>

*Sobbing*

Fate has been cruel and order unkind

How could I have sent you away?

The blame was my own; the punishment: yours

The harmony's silent today

But into the stillness I'll bring you a song

And I will your company keep

Till your tired eyes and my lullabies

Have carried you softly to sleep

(Sleep x3)

<Love Me Cheerilee>

Hey Cheerilee Hey Cheerilee

I'm afraid to raise my hand

I have something to ask you

Cause I want to understand

It's not about homework

It's about 1 + 1 is 2

Hey Cheerilee Hey Cheerilee

I think I'm in love with you

<20 Percent Cooler>

Yeah I own this beat

You can call me the king or the ruler

Felon on bass, getting hoarse at the mic

We're getting 20 percent cooler

We had a great day out

Calling my name like Ferris Bueller

Time to wrap this up

We're getting 20 percent cooler (Hey!)

We're getting 20 percent cooler

We're getting 20 percent cooler now!

<Anthropology>

Human beings fascinate me, being just the way they are

Tell me, little pony, can you push a cart or drive a car?

Lyre is my instrument, but humans strum their sweet guitar

It's a mystery, anthropology!

<Discord>

Discord, I'm howling at the moon

And sleeping in the middle of a summer afternoon

Discord, whatever did we do

To make you take our world away?

Discord, are we your prey alone

Or are we just a stepping stone for taking back the throne?

Discord, we won't take it anymore

So take your tyranny away!

<Proud to be a Brony>

Why can't I mention Fluttershy and her timid, loving mind

How she can be herself near animals, but shies away from her own kind?

Why can't I mention Pinkie Pie and the way she kind of

Acts a bit like me sometimes?

You see I use to hate that I liked My Little Pony

Not any more, I'm proud to be a brony!

<Double Rainboom>

When you're flying up there (up there)

In the sky (the sky), rising high (-sing high)

Every hue, it's like a dream (a dream)

Out of this world (this world), into a new (a new)

When you're soaring up there

In the sky (the sky), spread your wings (your wings), and you will see (you'll see)

The cirrus swirl shimmering down below

And you'll recognize the glow

From the Double-

<Rainbow Factory>

-Rainbow's tale isn't quite as nice

As the story we knew of sugar and spice

But a rainbow's easy once you get to know it

With the help of the magic of a pegasus device

<Nightmare Night>

(Yeah! What do you know about Nightmare Night, son?!)

Welcome Fillies and Gentlecolts; No reason to scream

Your favorite Princess is back; She's walking up on the scene

She has been stuck on the moon, but that's no reason to fret

She's not a Nightmare no more, so buckle down and get set

She's coming; Gracing her subjects, she ain't leaving no choice

She's gonna blow you all back with her Equestrian Voice

So cover all of your fears and stow away all your fright

The Lunar Princess is back to bring the Nightmares Tonight

<Swing! Tavi! Swing!>

So put down that cello and go grab the bass

Cause we're swingin' here tonight, this ain't no fancy music place

You just gotta let it go, from everything that tells you no

Even if this is not your type of show, your type of show（type of show！）

<Sister Hate>

SB: Hello I'm Sweetie Belle and I want to play

R: Hello I'm Rarity and I have to work all day

SB: So can I work with you and help you a lot?

R: So sorry I'm busy so please keep your mouth shut

SB: Do you still hate me (R: I don't)

SB: Can you play with me (R: I can't)

SB: Can we do something right now?

SB: I can't (R: I can't) SB: We can't (R: WE CAN'T)

R: No Sweetie! What have you Done!

SB: I just wanted to have fun!

SB+R: I don't want to be your sister just get out of my life!

Get out of my life, hey!

<Tubby Wubby Pony Waifu>

Jokermort: You've hair soft as feathery down

Wide eyes to look into

Such trust and vigor for life!

Rainbow Dash: I am your pony waifu!

JM: That makes my poor heart burst with glee!

Please promise that it's true!

That you would deign to choose me!

RD: I am your pony waifu!

<It'll Be Okay>

Twilight Sparkle: I gave you my heart and then you turned around

Shining Armor: The secrets that we shared, the moments that you cared

TS: I gave you my heart and then you turned around

SA: We went streaking in the park, skinny dipping after dark

TS: I gave you my heart and then you turned around

SA: Depressing melodies, suppressing fantasies

TS: I gave you my heart and then you turned around

Main Six Sans Twi: Twilight please make this song end, we're a bunch of floating heads!

TS+SA: Since we're not related, it'll be okay!

It'll be okaaaaaaaaay!·1

James: Just kidding I'm not done

<Picture Perfect Pony>

Cause I'm a picture perfect pony

A picture perfect pony pony pony pony

Picture perfect pony

Picture perfect pony pony pony pony

<Loyalty>

Give me a smidge of confidence

Give me a speck of something that makes sense

Give me an idea of dependency

Give me a dash of loyalty (Loyalty)

<Lost on the Moon>

So together we are all lost on the moon

We all share our home on the moon, we

Forever we are lost on the moon, together

We pay your crime on the moon

Together we are lost on the moon

We all share a home on the moon

Forever we are lost on the moon

(Moooon x3)

<I am Octavia>

Octavia: I comb the crowd

But I can't see your face out there, no

I'm playing now, won't wait on love

I'm paralyzed

From all these whispers in my brain, yeah

I'm focused now, I won't give up

You hurt me now, but I won't cry

I am Octavia

You hurt me now, but I won't cry

I am Octavia

Vinyl Scratch: Sorry Neon, I just can't concentrate, I just... I just gotta go!

James: Aside from Anthropology, this is my favorite one

<Pinkie's Brew>

I'll cook up a solution with the knowledge I've accrued

They say a kitch-en time saves nine, but I'm just saving two!

I've gathered the ingredients to make some time sorbet

There's hardly room for seconds when the seconds melt away!

(Seconds melt away! x3)

Watch as I work my gypsy magic

Eye of the newt and cinnamon

Watch as the matter turns to batter

Open the portal, jump in!

Buy some apples, buy some apples

Open the portal and jump in

Open the portal

Open the portal

Open the portal

Open the portal jump

Open the portal jump

Open the portal jump in!

Yeeeeeeeeah!

<Don't Mine at Night>

Don't Miiiine at Niiiiight!

<The End>

Oh，that is boring