MY DICK

E-e-e-very time I look at my ****

****, ****, ****

Call me on the dog and bone

All you Yanks, that’s a telephone

Here have a look, just have a butcher’s

Northern Mancky, ****-muncher

My ****’s bigger than your brother

Pu***ng twenty-five stone like your mother

My ****’s bigger than Wales

And your ****’s smaller than a mother******' snail

Ma bite mec

Ca monte jusqu'a la tour

Ta bite mec

Ca voit meme pas le jour

My **** like the Mississippi river

My **** ask your *****, what's for dinner?

Every time I look at my ****, I'm like "Holy ***t, that's a big ****"

And every time I look at your ****, I'm like "Holy ***t, that's a small ****"

(Goddamn)

Every time I look at my ****, I'm like "Holy ***t, that's a big ****"

And every time I look at your ****, I'm like "Holy ***t, that's a small ****"

Yeah dog, it's mother******' Kid Cuisine

My **** gets bigger than Mr. Clean

So fresh you could swish it like Listerine

Your **** look like Adam Levine

My **** like Pinocchio nose

I lie and I just watch it grow

I hang low like trunk of Dumbo

While your **** gets small like Frodo

Young Bob Barker in this mother******

Price looking right in this mother******

Big **** Clark in this mother******

**** look like a ******' Nutter Butter

Got more wood than Barry Bonds

**** so big, got a car alarm

**** so big that it bought the farm

Your ****'s like Seth Rogen's arm

Coming through with a big wang

Doing things bigger than the big bang

Your **** don't got no name

Your ***** call my **** Ving Rhames

V-V-V-Ving Rhames, Rhames, Rhames

Every time I look at my ****, I'm like "Holy ***t, that's a big ****"

And every time I look at your ****, I'm like "Holy ***t, that's a small ****"

(Goddamn)

Every time I look at my ****, I'm like "Holy ***t, that's a big ****"

(Goddamn)

And every time I look at your ****, I'm like "Holy ***t, that's a small ****"

(Goddamn)

Your ****’s growing mold

My **** ***nes like gold

Your ****’s like the Pope

My **** don’t get old

Every morning I wake up and cry

It’s too much **** for one guy

But if I donated my ***t to science

Mother****** probably start a riot

Every time I look at my ****, I'm like "Holy ***t, that's a big ****"

(Goddamn)

And every time I look at your ****, I'm like "Holy ***t, that's a small ****"

(Goddamn)

Every time I look at my ****, I'm like "Holy ***t, that's a big ****"

(Goddamn)

Every time I look at your ****, I'm like "Holy ***t, that's a small ****"

(That's a small ****)