Escape (The Pina Colada Song)

I was tired of my lady

We'd been together to long

Like a warn out recording of a favorite song

So while she lay there sleeping

I read the paper in bed

And in the personal columns

There was this letter I read

If you like pina colada's

And gettin' caught in the rain

If your not into yoga

If you have half a brain

If you like making love at midnight

In the dunes on the cape

I'm the love that you've looked for

Write to me and escape

I didn't think about my lady

I know that sounds kinda mean

But me and my old lady

Had fallen into the same old dull routine

So I wrote to the paper

Took out a personal ad

And though I'm nobody's poet

I thought it wasn't half bad

Yes I like pina colada's

And gettin' caught in the rain

I'm not much into health food

I am into champagne

I've got to meet you by tomorrow noon

And cut through all this red tape

At a bar called o'malley's

Where we'll plan our escape

So I waited with high hopes

And she walked in the place

I knew her smile in an instant

I knew the curve of her face

It was my own lovely lady

And she said oh its you

Then we laughed for a moment

And I said I never knew that you like pina colada's

And gettin' caught in the rain

And the feel of the ocean

And the taste of champagne

If you like making love at midnight

In the dunes on the cape

Your the lady I've looked for

Come with me and escape

If you like pina colada

And gettin' caught in the rain

If your not into yoga

If you have half a brain

If you like making love at midnight

In the dunes on the cape

I'm the love that you've looked for

Write to me and escape

Yes I like pina colada's

Gettin' caught in the rain

I'm not much into health food

I am into champagne

I got to meet you by tomorrow noon