Dirty South (Tie One On)

I'm gonna tie one on

To forget your face for a couple of hours

Lord knows it won't do no harm

I am better off this way than sober

I'm gonna tie one on

You low down dog of a man, got the two-timin' itch

She'll scratch with her one good hand

You flea-ridden son of a *****

I'm gonna tie one on

To forget your face for a couple of hours

Dirty south shore gets down

We all ride the back of a whiskey bottle

I'm gonna tie one on

To forget your face for a couple of hours

Dirty south boys got charm

The poor little girls don't know no better

You low down, low down

Doesn't come when he's called

No, he tramps all over town

And he runs back home when his stomach growls

I'm gonna tie one on

To forget your face for a couple of hours

Dirty south damn near drowned

In a tanqueray and tonic water

I'm gonna tie one on

To forget your face for a couple of hours

Dirty south girls turn down

The sound advice that mama offered

Low down, low down

You're strutting like the litters pick

You're a sheep with a wolf coat on

Somebody should've had you fixed

I'm gonna tie one on

To forget your face for a couple of hours

Lord knows it won't do no harm

I am better off this way than sober

I'm gonna tie one on