Here's To The Zeros

Hey kids, do you wanna do what I do?

I got sick, got kicked outta high school

I guess then, I kinda got arrested

With a car and a chase and a drug test

But these days, they don’t wanna be near that

'Cause if it's selling records they don't wanna hear that

Clean cut, we do it like Disney

Well adjusted, trusted, trust me

Party anthems get them dancin'

Well I’m the king of second chancin’

Airbrush, shiny, notoriety

They disappeared into the back to go and get high-ity

Hey, ho

Where did all the good go?

Baby this is where you’re dead wrong

Alright

Hey, ho

Here’s to all the zeroes

And every misfit

And all my down and outs

Hey, ho

Where did all the good go?

Baby this is where you’re dead wrong

Alright

Hey, ho

Here’s to all the zeroes

And every misfit

And all my down and outs

You don’t sing, you got a young look so

It’s nothing autotune can’t fix though

MTV don’t play videos

And no guitar is allowed on the radio

These days, I kinda just pretend so

I guess I don’t mind, it depends though

I get stuck to every innuendo

But it doesn’t seem to matter in the end so

They say where’s the next hit baby?

God, how could I top ‘Call Me Maybe’?

Well I’m delirious, she’s bi-curious

Let’s disappear into the back to go and get serious

Hey, ho

Where did all the good go?

Baby this is where you’re dead wrong

Alright

Hey, ho

Here’s to all the zeroes

And every misfit

And all my down and outs

Hey, ho

Where did all the good go?

Baby this is where you’re dead wrong

Alright

Hey, ho

Here’s to all the zeroes

And every misfit

And all my down and outs

"Hallelujah" up for ransom

Cash value for hashtag anthems

Hallelujah up for ransom

Cash value for hashtag anthems

Hallelujah up for ransom

Cash value for hashtag anthems

Hallelujah up for ransom

Cash value for hashtag anthems

Hey, ho

Where did all the good go?

Baby this is where you’re dead wrong

Alright

Hey, ho

Here’s to all the zeroes

And every misfit

And all my down and outs