Lovechild Of the Queen

Ladies and gentlemen

Now is the moment you've all been waiting for

I'm the lovechild of the

QueenMy blood is blue, it is not green

I was born to live upon the throne

Instead I signed up on the dole

Suppose my father was a

KingGifts to me he did not bring

Now every time

I see a crown

It only makes me want to frown

You can't see there's something else

I needTo help me on my way

Every time

I think that

I'm gonna cry

But I'd smile and

I'd smileBut

I haven't got the time

We're the bastards of the

QueenOur blood is blue, know what

I meanWe were born to live upon four thrones

Instead we sign up on the dole

Suppose our father was a

KingGifts to us he did not bring

Now every time we see a crown

It only makes us want to ******* frown

You can't see there's something else

I needTo help me on my way

A big fat line you know is what

I meanAnd

I'd smile and

I'd smileBut

I haven't got the time

Now my story has been told

It's getting rather very old

Did I tell you about when

I was christened

Jesus Christ was the name given

You can't see there's something else

I needTo help me on my way

A big fat line you know is what

I meanAnd

I'd smile and

I'd smileBut

I haven't got the,

I haven't got the time