Major Pager

Mr. Major's got a pager

Because he sells

E'sTo the

RussiansWho crush and snort them

But they never seem to sneeze

I need no answers to my questions

And I need no questions to my answers

Now Felix the

Cat is on his back

Oh Felix the

Cat what a twat

So who needs

ColumboHe's just got off a slow boat

From China or somewhere like that

I need no answers to my questions

And I need no questions to my answers

I need no answers to my questions

And I need no questions to my answers