Mrs. Leroy Brown

I've been in and out of every honky-tonk in town

And I'm almost drunk from the drinks that

I've turned down

Well, you told me you'd be happy bouncin' babies on your knee

While I sit at home alone and

I've been bouncin' three

Yeah, and

I'm tired of it

I'm gonna call myself a long pink limousine

Yeah, believe it or not it's the prettiest thing

I think I've ever seen

There's a big bar in the corner and a

TV on the side

This baby's 60 feet long and 40 feet wide

Hey, driver pull this car, buddy, right inside the bar

Take it on back to the big ol' blonde that thinks she's a movie star

I'm gonna grab 'er by her phony ponytail

I'm gonna sling her 'round and round

When she wakes up she'll know she met up

With the mad

Mrs. Leroy

BrownWell, the smoke's so doggone thick you could cut it with a knife

And the music's so loud you can hear the same line twice

Hey Leroy

Brown, how do you like my big ol' pink limo?

Just drawed all your money out of the bank today

Honey, you don't have no mo'

I'm gonna call myself a long pink limousine

Yeah, believe it or not it's the prettiest thing

I think I've ever seen

There's a big bar in the corner and a

TV on the side

This baby's 60 feet long and 40 feet wide

Hey, driver pull this car, buddy, right inside the bar

Take it on back to the big ol' blonde that thinks she's a movie star

I'm gonna grab 'er by her phony ponytail

I'm gonna sling her around and around

When she wakes up she'll know she met up

With the mad

Mrs. Leroy

Brown