United States of Whatever

Whatever!I went down to the beach and saw

KikiShe was all like "Ehh"

And I'm like, "Whatever!"

Then this chick comes up to me and she's all, like"Hey, aren't you that dude?"

And I'm like, "Yeah, whatever!"

So later I'm,

I'm at the pool hall and this girl comes up

And she's like, "Aww"

And I'm like, "Yeah, whatever!"'

Cuz this is my

United States of whatever

And this is my

United States of whatever

And this is my

United States of whatever

And then it's three a.m. and

I'm on the corner, wearing my leather

This dude comes up and he's like, "Hey, punk!"

I'm like, "Yeah, whatever!"

Then I'm throwing dice in the alley, officer

Leroy comes up and is like"Hey, I thought I told you"

And I'm like, "Yeah, whatever!"

And then up comes

Zafo, I'm like, "Yo, Zafo, what's up?"

He's like, "Duh"

I'm like, "That's cool"'

Cuz this is my

United States of whatever

And this is my

United States of whatever