Ten Cents A Coup

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It was a used car dealers' election

A

And the choice was rather small

D7

The boys agreed, 'it's the war we need,

G

So there's no president at all.'

G　　 e

Here's to nixon and agnew

A

They are the stars of the stage and screen

D7

Not since laurel and hardy

G

Have i laughed so hard i screamed

I thought that johnson was the devil

I thought we couldn't do no worse

Now the white house stands in disneyland

This country must be under a curse

Here's to nixon and agnew

They are the stars of the stage and screen

Not since laurel and hardy

Have i laughed so hard i screamed

I dreamed that nixon died of a suntan

There was only spiro left

At his swearing in, he fell on his chin

He assasinated himself.

Here's to nixon and agnew

They are the stars of the stage and screen

Not since laurel and hardy

Have i laughed so hard i screamed

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